February 2012
11 posts
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?8^)         Fry £0^)        Leela o-( 8 []    Bender ( 8€          Zoidberg < 8^)       Professor 
Feb 29th
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“Martinis are like women’s breasts - three is too many, but one is not...”
Feb 28th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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“The sky is made of paisley, but the water’s always thirsty.”
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Shave the face
When did razors get so crazy. I can’t tell if these are for shaving or sky diving.
Feb 22nd
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“I tried to run away from my problems, but damn those fuckers are fast”
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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